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can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

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masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

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When an xNTJ manipulates it you it will seem as if the gods themselves have conspired against you, when an xNFJ manipulates you, you will have no idea that you were manipulated by them. Beware, We know what we’re doing (via knowme4me) 73 notes

Okay but I have one question: What do people do with their hands at non-metal music concerts? 

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on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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I’m a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me Jehan Prouvaire (via fyfandenda) 1,497 notes