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burningonyx:

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

I see no lie.

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ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

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chrybo:

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Choaked at Theater

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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If you’re scientifically literate the world looks very different to you and that understanding empowers you. Neil Degrasse Tyson (via goldenear) 654 notes
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

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if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

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