once upon a midnight
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

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if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

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the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

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wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

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Type Descriptions: INTJ

unstablereactions:

INTJs are probably the rarest type besides INFJs and are also (although not related to there rarity) perhaps the most perplexing for others to understand. Without a good grasp on their 4th function most INTJs have immense trouble taking action (unlike their brother type ENTJs) and so often spend…

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And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself. (via ellie-sigh) 468,622 notes